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QUESTION: What is the most fattening food on the planet Earth?

ANSWER: Wedding cake!

How many married couple's you know that can fit into their wedding gowns and tuxes post marriage?

Argue that one will ya!

Case closed!

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WillaKissing · 56-60, M

I posted this under: A Good Sense of Humor is Important.
I was hoping to see laughs and not other foods that are fattening.

Meaning Wedding cake is the most life fattening food I have ever seen consumed. Let that permeate for a minute.

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@WillaKissing Sorry sugar! Lol now I got a sweet toof!!

DDaverde · 61-69, M

@WillaKissing it’s great the eat though!!

Levenrack · 46-50, M

My answer is probably wrong, but its got to close top 5 at least.
Dirt Cake
Made with 1/3 cream cheese makes it a very rich dessert.

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Levenrack · 46-50, M

@WillaKissing Oh boy.. how did I not notice that?

WillaKissing · 56-60, M

@Levenrack You must be happily married! LOL

Levenrack · 46-50, M

@WillaKissing Nope not since 2016.

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Do twinkies count! I haven't had one of those in years. Teehee now I kind want one🤭

I still fit in my dress! It was a cheapo from Ross😆

HumanEarth · F

I haven't had a Twinkie since the late 1970s when they changed the recipe to ingredients I'm allergic to.

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@HumanEarth I hear that. I have tons of food allergies now. I'm kinda scared to eat one now.

HumanEarth · F

They say you can make a healthy homemade version like they did before high fructose corn syrup take over of everything. But don't have time with everything else on my full plate of life going on

DDaverde · 61-69, M

My wife could fit into her wedding dress a few years ago but she got heavy so it no longer fits her .

HumanEarth · F

Actually, I still can. I'm almost the same weight and build. Just don't have the abs of 20 year old anymore

MarineBob · 56-60, M

Who wants to

WillaKissing · 56-60, M

@MarineBob You mean eat wedding cake or to get or to married? Damn sure not me!

Of course, I know you retied a knot not to long ago.

Good luck.

Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69

French fries

V00doo

Mine is too big 😌

YoMomma ·

Potatoes, pasta, bread, rice, beans & tacos

WillaKissing · 56-60, M

@YoMomma No comparison to Wedding cake! The sheer density that sets in post eating that wedding cake is undisputable!

For Christs sake I can walk of the things you listed. Marriage was a whole different diet to get rid of.

YoMomma ·

@WillaKissing cakes are high fat especially with butter and cream frosting and rich content

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