Ladies this is how you get your man to grocery shop for you!

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Adrift · 61-69, F

Cashier announces over the loud speaker,
"Mr jones just weighted in at 3.5lbs. Woo Hoo!"

Thrust · 56-60, M

@Adrift if she turns him on enough it could instantly go down to 2.5 lbs 🤔

Thrust · 56-60, M

@Adrift And the paper bags won't be nearly absorbing enough! 😳

WillaKissing · 56-60, M

@Thrust Mop up at register #3!

WillaKissing · 56-60, M

@Thrust @Adrift And you avoid the checkouts with wet floor sigs!