I get told that I’m salty, and my mirror tells me I’m mostly fat, so I guess love me since I’m basically bacon.

this is one of those landmine posts

Tasty

Salty Bacon sounds like a nice username... Now I am hungry...🙄🤦‍♂

No worries, i love pork. Slipping a napkin around my neck

Bout to mix you into some flower and make a tasty cake :D

I love ya and you're not even bacon!

I think you have be fried first!

You're not fat! 🤗

YUMMMMMMMM.

Mmm, tasty

🤤bacon...

From the few pics I've seen of you, you're definitely NOT fat. As for salty, well, I haven't tasted you yet...LOL...but I do love bacon.

Ah, Bexsy. How can I not?

Yom yom yom

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