Hey!Where can I buy a purebred chupacabra on short notice? No, I'm not drunk. Why do people...

Matt85 · 36-40, M

amazon

You can get them from your local Sasquatch.

icedsky · 51-55, M

With papers or is that necessary?

itsok · 31-35, F

I have a guy, but it’ll cost you a pretty penny on short notice

GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F

I'm absolutely sure this one is genuine.

Just haven't been feeding it enough chihuahuas.

DownTheStreet · 56-60, M

Darn I just placed the last one I had

I know a guy who knows a guy but I'll need a finder's fee and if you get caught, you don't know me.

Craigslist - is that even a thing anymore? lol

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Caffeine overload. 🙄

ShaneMckay · 41-45, M

Very stoned, perhaps?

justlooking2023 · 56-60, M

Have you tried the local Five and Dime?

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

EBAY, of course.

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