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A completely heartfelt poem for you

Roses are red, the sky is blue.
I don't miss you, I hope you get the flu.

If you ever want to call me, call her instead. Maybe she gives a damn. Or will cook you a ham.

Don't choke on it.

😌

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Bexsy

@Silentpleasure i knew you had my back! I just knew it!

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@Bexsy Always and forever :D

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Bexsy

SW-User

When you think this post is about you....

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SW-User

@Bexsy Have I been neglectful again? 😔

Bexsy

@SW-User well. You keep forgetting I never married you. So you obviously haven't noticed i wasn't around. Neglectful? Hmm lol

SW-User

@Bexsy Don't be silly. You're one of my favorite wives.

JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M

Got a good beat. Can dance to it. I give it a 9

Bexsy

@JohnnyNoir can shake your booty to it

JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M

@Bexsy shakin it right now!

This is cute but considering that I have a flu right now…well…yeah the sky is blue. 👀

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Bexsy

@mindstruggle I'm glad. I can tell you're strong 💪

@Bexsy
You too! Btw I like your poem. 😌

Bexsy

@mindstruggle thank you!

MsSwan

Charming

Bexsy

@MsSwan thank you. I worked hard for like 30 seconds on that

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Bexsy

@MsSwan BRAVO! ENCORE! Love it!! 👏

SW-User

It’s beautiful 🥰

Bexsy

@SW-User thank you! That made me emotional now
🥺

SW-User

@Bexsy it touched my heart 😪

Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M

😳I'm never buying another Hallmark card ever again

Bexsy

@Picklebobble2 come to me for all your hallmark needs

Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M

@Bexsy 🤔Got anything for my Grampa's Bar mitzva ?........🫣Don't ask

Ontheroad · M

*Hides behind a steel door and cautiously offers chocolates*

Bexsy

@Ontheroad smart

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

hilarious but at the same time..are you ok?

Bexsy

@foldedunfolding 🤗

SomeMichGuy · M

Ummm...glad to see you are using art to express yourself...!

SW-User

That was beautiful..made me tear up 🥹

Bexsy

@SW-User 🥺 high praise indeed

FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M

I knew this was comin.

Bexsy

@FloorGenAdm was inevitable I'm afraid

SW-User

ty, i love it 🥲

Bexsy

@SW-User I'm so glad.

That level of emotion is hard to come by you know

SW-User

@Bexsy that's what makes it so gosh darn special ✨

Coldplay · 61-69, M

I can hear Carly Simon singing “I bet you think this song is about you, don’t you, don’t you…”

Bexsy

@Coldplay 🎶
I need some instrumental backup

This is the sweetest thing i've ever read. Such a beautiful soul you have. 😍

Bexsy

@Desolate beauty is found where you least expect it 👍

Pfuzylogic · M

No mention of your foot in his ass*?
You have matured so much! 🤗

Bexsy

@Pfuzylogic I know 😌

I feel have done some personal growth lately

Pfuzylogic · M

@Bexsy
Might be financially tight also;
new shoes aren’t cheap!

SW-User

Yes don't choke on it at the end tied the poem together very well

Bexsy

@SW-User I thought was a nice touch

TheRascallyOne · 31-35, M

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Im your landlord your rent is due

Bexsy

@TheRascallyOne ouch.

rayoflight · 46-50, M

Walt Whitman couldn't have done it better! 😌

Bexsy

@rayoflight 😁

Guardian · 56-60, M

Me detects some passive-aggressiveness!

Bexsy

@Guardian i that it was pretty obvious actually and not passive

Yourguyinthecity · 51-55, M

Oddly enough, I needed that today! 😂

Bexsy

@Yourguyinthecity 🤣 good

HannahSky · F

The last line really hits it

Bexsy

@HannahSky I thought so too

Jeephikelove · 46-50, F

🥹 that’s beautiful

Bexsy

@Jeephikelove thanks sis!

Babaloo64 · 41-45, M

Nice poem

Bexsy

@Babaloo64 thank you. You obviously have good taste 👌

Babaloo64 · 41-45, M

@Bexsy you're multi-talented

Tks and likewise!

DrWatson · 70-79, M

"A liverwurst sandwich,
A cold glass of beer,
A slice of raw onion....
And you! "

MsSwan

SW-User

*snaps wildly*

Bexsy

@SW-User *curtsey

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

So beautiful 🥹

Brought a tear to my eyes 🥲

Bexsy

@iamonfire696 such beauty to bring forth to peoples lives 🥺

I may think of another. Here in a bit. I feel it rumbling deep inside me like angry hornets..i mean 👀

Maybe. Now not a good time

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

@Bexsy But for real, I am sorry you’re hurt. Men can be real fuckwads can’t they.

Bexsy

@iamonfire696 thank you, they really can be

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