I read a company safety forum about a gent who found that if he leaned his junk against the belt sander, it was pleasurable for him, while coworkers were out to lunch, he would lean against the sander. One day, he got too close to the drum and his scrotum got caught and ripped open. He pushed the bit parts back in and stapled, yes, stapled the wound closed. That would have been the end of the story except that after a few weeks, it started to smell and he went to the hospital to find that gangrene had set in and the necrotic flesh had to be removed. The ball cleaner is funny as hell, but I am sure there is someone out there who has tried it.
