I had a spider on my wall so I put my toad up to it

And he missed
And the spider ran away
And I screamed

He is still a cute toad tho

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I’m leaving most of the spiders alone. Went out to throw some trash out the other night and saw a couple dozen earwigs climbing up the garage door. There was a spider on the ground waiting to get them. I took my shoe off and thumped as many earwigs as I could and the poor spider was frightened and ran away. I saw another spider in the house and won’t kill it, it’s hunting earwigs in the house, they are bad this month with all the rain we’ve had.

AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F

How come you acquired a toad?

Juvia · 22-25, F

@AntisocialTroll I originally wanted a crested gecko
But I found him during the hot summer last year and he was drowning and malnourish so I took him in.
And then decided we made a good pair.
Plus he has that same look in the eye as a creasted gecko.

The lights are on but nobody is home

Basically the same look as any reptile you see
So I decided he's good enough for me
Eyes dead to the world
They can blankly stare at the wall for 5 hours without blinking and I think it's amazing.

assemblingaknob · 31-35, F

@Juvia well now you know why he was malnourished when he was on his own.

Juvia · 22-25, F

@assemblingaknob He's pretty bad at grabbing food ngl. I hand feed him. He makes me place the food to his lips like my hand is a fork😭

Straylight · 31-35, F

He had one job! 😂

Juvia · 22-25, F

@Straylight Sometimes I wonder how they survive in the wild because he makes me put the food to his lips otherwise he misses
Like tf
You supposed to be a toad

Straylight · 31-35, F

@Juvia Maybe bugs like to crawl into mouths in the wild. 😂

CSYLFM

That's a clever idea! My friends have pets that like to eat bugs so I often have to find bugs for them

SW-User

awwweee *kisses the toadie*

my cat is aces with flies that get in the house. she amazes me with her killer skills

Juvia · 22-25, F

@SW-User She should teach my toad a lesson or two

Juvia · 22-25, F

How they survive in the wild is beyond me

assemblingaknob · 31-35, F

He has no shame on that face of his after failing in gym class.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

He slimed your fingers.

Juvia · 22-25, F

@Degbeme Frog tongue is weird feeling

assemblingaknob · 31-35, F

oh no he's the black sheep of the family now.

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