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How in the holy fuck did Jesus find guys named Peter,John,Matthew,Philip, Andrew,Thomas and Simon in the middle east?

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Obviously you don't get many scam calls where you live...
@TrashCat Pick some names from fiction books too... one baiter uses Harry Potter and Willy Wonka.

It'd be hilarious to hear a dude claim to be Florence Nightingale, Lisa Simpson or something like that - especially with an obvious masculine voice that he's not trying to disguise
TrashCat · M
@HootyTheNightOwl LOL! I should use Shirley Partridge next time.
My goal in talking with them is to keep them on the phone as long as possible and to waste their time
@TrashCat Whitney Houston...
Cultural whitewashing. In other words they anglicized the original Hebrew names. They literally dumbed down the Bible cause the Hebrew names were too hard and scary for the people. The is a translation called the Hebrew names Bible which preserves the original names.
The same way he has been artistically profiled with silky long blond hair and blue eye's kind of weird in the middle east.
TrashCat · M
@Grateful4you Thank Leonardo Davinci for that one. He had good taste in men 😜
@TrashCat I was going to say the same thing. Beautiful men with only a micro-penis to deal with lol!
Dshhh · M
i like that image

those names were all in that area at that time most are Hebrew names
WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
My father just agreed
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
The Crusades....😷
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
MAGIC

SW-User
He was on a 8 day crack binge that day duh!
sundazzled · 22-25, F
Middle East?
Bethlehem is in Pennsylvania, silly.
MethDozer · M
I love how his friggin name is Jesus but we're supposed to believe he was a white guy instead of a Mexican or possibly Puerto Rican.
TrashCat · M
@MethDozer So true and even more funny is that Jesus's white image was based on Leonardo DaVinci's boyfriend, Cesare Borgia 😂

 
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