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How in the holy fuck did Jesus find guys named Peter,John,Matthew,Philip, Andrew,Thomas and Simon in the middle east?

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MethDozer · M

I love how his friggin name is Jesus but we're supposed to believe he was a white guy instead of a Mexican or possibly Puerto Rican.

TrashCat · M

@MethDozer So true and even more funny is that Jesus's white image was based on Leonardo DaVinci's boyfriend, Cesare Borgia 😂