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I had a horrific blind date back in my 20s. He apparently stole the car he was taking me for the date in. So, yeah suddenly surrounded by cops. They have him get out first walk backwards etc. Then me. I'm like petrified. Shaking so bad Im surprised my legs held me up. Officer kept telling me to to take a deep breath becsuse I think i kept holding my breath 😅
But he went to pat me down and had to like bend down a ways because he was so tall and im 5' lol all i could think then was ..omg ..why you so sexy.
But he went to pat me down and had to like bend down a ways because he was so tall and im 5' lol all i could think then was ..omg ..why you so sexy.
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SW-User
HUTT!! BAD BOYS!!
Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User That...kinda makes me wanna call the cops.
itsok · 31-35, F
I really had an APB on me for like half an hour in 2013ish.
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
Probably run shirtless down the street and speak in a slurred voice once caught.
Punxi · 26-30, F
@JimboSaturn Wait! You were on episode # 231 !!!!
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
@Punxi My mother is very proud of me.
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
Pay them off of course . Lol
Punxi · 26-30, F
@AthrillatheHunt Careful now...transcripts here gonna place ya in the " premeditated " braket.
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
@Punxi do you have any idea how much planning has to go into making something not look premeditated ? Lol
Pocketrockets22 · 31-35, M
It wasn’t me….😬
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Pocketrockets22 Plead that 5th
Pocketrockets22 · 31-35, M
@Punxi always solid advice
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Pocketrockets22 Thee best statement one can make.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
Don't tase me, bro!
Punxi · 26-30, F
@DunningKruger Spot resisting!!!👮
Indy74 · 46-50, F
Run like hell!! 😂🏃🏼♀️
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
I have places to hide
Punxi · 26-30, F
@vetguy1991 Oli...oli uncan free...of charges!!
SW-User
I didn’t do it
Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User The 5th my friend. Make'em kill ya!
SW-User
Pink furry handcuffs?
SW-User
THE FUCKERZ WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE 🤨
Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User Attica!! Attica!!!
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
@Punxi Raffi? Is that you? Lol
Punxi · 26-30, F
@AthrillatheHunt My inner Pacino.
Lilnonames · F
I just zoom zoom
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Lilnonames · F
@Stereoguy i need a co pilot too
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Punxi · 26-30, F
@MsAnnThropy You've done nothin' wrong. We just wanted your ID.
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