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APB out on ya

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👮🚔....Whatcha ' gonna doooo👮👮🚔...whatcha' gonna do when they come for you?



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I had a horrific blind date back in my 20s. He apparently stole the car he was taking me for the date in. So, yeah suddenly surrounded by cops. They have him get out first walk backwards etc. Then me. I'm like petrified. Shaking so bad Im surprised my legs held me up. Officer kept telling me to to take a deep breath becsuse I think i kept holding my breath 😅
But he went to pat me down and had to like bend down a ways because he was so tall and im 5' lol all i could think then was ..omg ..why you so sexy.
@Punxi first and last! lol had to have a long talk with my friends about the screening process they used for setting this date up 😒
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Bexsy Well..umm..criminal history and current warrant's could possibly rank as deal breaker material. 🤷‍♀️
@Punxi humm ya think
SW-User
HUTT!! BAD BOYS!!
Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User That...kinda makes me wanna call the cops.
itsok · 31-35, F
I really had an APB on me for like half an hour in 2013ish.
Punxi · 26-30, F
@itsok Awesome!!! Dame near Milk Carton status.
itsok · 31-35, F
@Punxi thanks, thanks. There were plans to put me on a milk carton but I was only gone less than 45 minutes so there just wasn’t time. Maybe next time.
Punxi · 26-30, F
@itsokThose preprinted? Gottem' on sale down at the Pick&Save. They used a great pic. Got me 24 pints an a Go Fund Me account for ya.
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
Probably run shirtless down the street and speak in a slurred voice once caught.
Punxi · 26-30, F
@JimboSaturn Wait! You were on episode # 231 !!!!
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
@Punxi My mother is very proud of me.
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
Pay them off of course . Lol
Punxi · 26-30, F
@AthrillatheHunt Careful now...transcripts here gonna place ya in the " premeditated " braket.
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
@Punxi do you have any idea how much planning has to go into making something not look premeditated ? Lol
Pocketrockets22 · 31-35, M
It wasn’t me….😬
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Pocketrockets22 Plead that 5th
Pocketrockets22 · 31-35, M
@Punxi always solid advice
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Pocketrockets22 Thee best statement one can make.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
Don't tase me, bro!
Punxi · 26-30, F
@DunningKruger Spot resisting!!!👮
Indy74 · 46-50, F
Run like hell!! 😂🏃🏼‍♀️
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Indy74 Hahaha! Me too!! Let's see where them donuts got ya!
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
I have places to hide
Punxi · 26-30, F
@vetguy1991 Oli...oli uncan free...of charges!!
SW-User
I didn’t do it
Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User The 5th my friend. Make'em kill ya!
SW-User
Pink furry handcuffs?
SW-User
THE FUCKERZ WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE 🤨
Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User Attica!! Attica!!!
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
@Punxi Raffi? Is that you? Lol
Punxi · 26-30, F
@AthrillatheHunt My inner Pacino.
Lilnonames · F
I just zoom zoom

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Lilnonames · F
@Stereoguy i need a co pilot too
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Punxi · 26-30, F
@MsAnnThropy You've done nothin' wrong. We just wanted your ID.
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