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Ladies, let us not misplace the greatest lesson the playground ever preached

Boys are often stinky and keep a case of the cooties.

Approach with caution.
RebelFox · 36-40, F
I want some stink n cooties
Punxi · 26-30, F
@RebelFox Ain't gonna lie...sometimes stinky dude cooties are pretty good. 😏
SW-User
Girls borrow your clothes and boob stretch them 😒
Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User Ahhhh! This is why one of my best Vickies you returned was all stung out!!! Mmmhmm!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
circle circle dot dot dot.... you now have the cooties shot. 😬
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Bexsy Cooties are nuth'in to play with. Gotta run ya' a mouthwash check.
SW-User
my pals and me keep 2 cases each
Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User A vente mocha with cooties?
SW-User
@Punxi cafe latte all the way! Come closer, sniff it
Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User Kay....👃.... COoties!!! 🤮
GerOttman · 61-69, M
I keep telling them, it's pheromones not 'stink'! And where do you think boys get cooties...? From GIRLS!!!!

Nyah!!
Viper · M
And yet, you still love us 😏
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Viper No...we tolerate ya, cuz we can't kill ya. Get your cootied up mind right.
Viper · M
@Punxi you can kill us, snap our neck by making us turn our head extremely quickly lol 😂
Pfuzylogic · M
What else there to swap for Coochies?🧐
Ontheroad · M
Girls have them too 🤣
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Ontheroad <---- Lies! Nuttin but pure make believe folks!
CalmPassions · 31-35, M
Shower date? 😂
SW-User
Snips and snails and puppy dog tails too
GeorgeTBH · 31-35, M
😯😯🤔😯😯
SW-User
Yeah but they're the best damn cooties you'll ever have 😏
Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User Okay so some cooties are kinda smooshy good...but ...ummm...COoties!!...Run!! ....🏃‍♀️
SW-User
@Punxi look at you pretending you dont want these cooties 😏
Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User Sometimes a girl gotta play hard to cooty. 🤷‍♀️

 
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