I love when people on fb marketplace are like,

"I am just obSESSED with the details on this ornate frame. If I had birthed a firstborn son, I'd have sacrificed him at the ALTAR of this frame. I truly would not be who I am today, had I not bartered for it from a caravan of gypsies who happened to be in my wilderness path!!"

I'm thinking..okayy..then why are you selling it??

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GoFish ·

oh boy

Degbeme · 70-79, M

I don`t have FB and don`t ever intend to be on there.

Hello baby momma. 🤗🥰

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@Degbeme hello baby daddy..i'm sure my child support has gotten lost in the MAIL? 💅

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@foldedunfolding

DearAmbellina2113 · 46-50, F

"No low balling, I know what I've got"

No, mf, clearly you severely overestimated your junk.

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@DearAmbellina2113 lmaoo thisss. You look gorgeous in your pfp btw!

ReptilianFromPlanetCrush · M

i'll give you 5 dollars for it, thats the best i can do.

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@ReptilianFromPlanetCrush you'll amputate your left LEG, is what you'll do!!

Bexsy

Every influencer these days..' I'm just obsessed" cue nail fast tapping on object..

I want to throat punch every time

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DancingStarGoddess ·

@Bexsy YES, like stop tapping on things and show me the thing, lying person I don't recognize. Lol. Every week whatever new thing is "life changing" and it's their "go to." Forgetting they had said that last week too when I scrolled past them. I just roll my eyes lol

Bexsy

@DancingStarGoddess I roll mine so much I'm afraid get stuck like that lol

NudasPriest

@Bexsy Effluencer*

Pretzel · 70-79, M

and then on the other side is when you try to seel something and get 20 messages and nobody comes to look at it.

or they say "can you hold it til the weekend?"

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