When your fat and you have thin friends

I tried to order something healthy once… just because my friends are thin.

You know how it is - thin friends get weirdly excited when you say you’re eating clean.

So I go: “I’ll have the chicken wrap.” And immediately, they’re like: “Wait… you’re getting a wrap?! Oh my gosh, we’re so proud of you! Look at you making healthy choices!”

I had to shut it down:

“Don’t get too excited… I told them to deep fry it.”