Funny Fill In The Blanks - I Knew I Was Broke When...

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I knew I was broke when I checked my fridge and the light was the most expensive thing in it.

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I knew I was broke when even the homeless took up begging for me.

HumanEarth · F

funny and ouch a double whammy

DareDevil · 46-50, M

I was so broke, my mom read the recipe book to us. My brother about starved because he was deaf.

HumanEarth · F

Thats good

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HumanEarth · F

Spent my time in the barn

BrandNewMan · 61-69, M

I knew I was broke when I was rationing a case of Ramen in college until my work study check hit ..

WillaKissing · 61-69, M

I knew I was broke when I check the cupboard for food and found a mouse skeleton with a sign on it saying will creep into your house for food!

I knew I was broke. when I reached in my pocket. my dick head was all I found.

I couldn’t afford to eat at Wetherspoons 🇬🇧

Brits will understand this one ( and it’s okay I can afford to eat at Wetherspoons)

HumanEarth · F

So a Applebee's or TGI Fridays are the closest equivalents to a Wetherspoons. I get the reference

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