When's the last time you wanted to hit someone with a stupid stick?

My cousins 17 year old asked if when you buy a new fridge, does it come with food in it or is it empty....if she wasn't so cute she'd get the stick

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saragoodtimes · F

was shopping in the supermaket when a lady asked a clerk where ice was. he told her and she responded is it frozen. kid you not

ronisme1 · 70-79, M

@saragoodtimes hahaha,omg

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@saragoodtimes

PhoenixPhail · M

Just before Thanksgiving, a woman and I were picking through the frozen turkeys. She said, "Do they get any bigger?" I said, "No ma'am, they're dead."

GoFish ·

oh man .. was she blond?

FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F

@GoFish lol she is

AllAboutLaffs · 80-89, M

Seriously ????

Here ??... on the daily

Punxi · F

Imma' just say...Daaaamn! 😮

( all else may sound offensive lol)

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

Poor bastards been beaten with it enough… 🤓

NativePortlander1970 · 56-60

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