What is the funniest thing you ever heard someone say to a cop?

Once I was in a puff puff pass circle in a bar parking lot. A couple cops showed up (weed was illegal at that time). They lined us up and started asking for ID. One of the guys stepped out of line and aggressively said – you can’t do that. Do you know who I am? I’m Mike the barbers son.
That didn’t impress the cops much.
Cheers!

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AbstractWave · 61-69, M

A guy had his loud stereo blaring late at night in an apartment complex, so the police showed up and he came to the door. The officer told him to turn it down several times, finally the guy closed his door and walked down the steps with the police officer and told him “you‘ll have to learn to speak up, that’s the loudest stereo system I’ve ever owned”.