What is the funniest thing you ever heard someone say to a cop?

Once I was in a puff puff pass circle in a bar parking lot. A couple cops showed up (weed was illegal at that time). They lined us up and started asking for ID. One of the guys stepped out of line and aggressively said – you can’t do that. Do you know who I am? I’m Mike the barbers son.
That didn’t impress the cops much.
Cheers!

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Mardrae · 61-69, F

I've said some pretty amusing stuff myself when I have been pulled over. Like a few weeks ago I had just left the dentist office and got pulled over for speeding.
I was nervous and started babbling about how I had only had 2 hours of sleep and had just had 8 shots and a ton of nitrous oxide.
I realized after I said it that I probably should not have told him that because he would say I shouldn't be driving.
Another time I got pulled over during the beginning of Covid. The cop didn't have a mask on and he leaned in my window and I ducked down in my seat and started screaming for him to step back because he didn't have a mask on.