What is the funniest thing you ever heard someone say to a cop?

Once I was in a puff puff pass circle in a bar parking lot. A couple cops showed up (weed was illegal at that time). They lined us up and started asking for ID. One of the guys stepped out of line and aggressively said – you can’t do that. Do you know who I am? I’m Mike the barbers son.
That didn’t impress the cops much.
Cheers!

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Jenny1234 · 56-60, F

The first time I got pulled over I was so nervous.

The cop asked me for my drivers license. I handed it to him and he looked at it and chuckled. He said “I’ve never given anyone with a Canada’s wonderland seasons pass before so I won’t start now”.

He handed me back my drivers license and I looked at it, confused. sure enough , I had given him my seasons pass instead of my drivers license. In all fairness, they’re the same size and they’re both blue.