What is the funniest thing you ever heard someone say to a cop?

Once I was in a puff puff pass circle in a bar parking lot. A couple cops showed up (weed was illegal at that time). They lined us up and started asking for ID. One of the guys stepped out of line and aggressively said – you can’t do that. Do you know who I am? I’m Mike the barbers son.
That didn’t impress the cops much.
Cheers!

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RebelRaven · 51-55, F

You have some good ones @Badger52

Badger52 · 51-55, MVIP

@RebelRaven went threw a roadblock with my seatbelt hanging out the door the cop was kind of enough to point it out for me and when I opened the door 3 empty beer cans rolled out onto the road I looked at the cop innocently and said “are those yours sir?”