what ur best/funniest pick up line?

My wife was attending a medical convention when she was approached by a young man that she knew was a sales rep for a pharmaceutical company. He said, "I need to test the effectiveness of a new Viagra substitute, would you like to help me?"

Sorry, can't help you there

I got sincerity and some things to offer along with a lot of love, but 0% game

Not sure if I could be good at that stuff if I tried or not, always felt like if it wasn't real then it wasn't me a woman would be choosing and she wouldn't truly be mine

“Get in the van” 👀

i used to ask if they were happily married and then did they have a sister...i got many smiles, nothing more sadly

Is your name Treasure......
Because you look like youve just been dug up.....



I thank you.... haha

Hey stud, do you want to come home with me and help me move some furniture.?

He walked up to me and said "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you from somewhere?

What could I say? I'd never seen him before in my life...and he was gorgeous!
(We went to his place)

Idk, I've never picked anyone up.

I get hit on all the time its annoying i just say NO ENGLISH

Baby you're a vacuum cleaner and im a dirt bag we're made for each other