What are some song lyrics that you've misheard over the years?

I've always gotten to the bottom of these misheard lyrics, and I've been blessed with not mishearing them myself, but I do know that people who misheard "Blinded By The Light" as performed by Manfred Mann are in good company. Even Bruce Springsteen, who wrote the original song, jokes that Manfred rewrote the line about the deuce to be about a feminine hygiene product.