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Most people have heard of Karl Marx, but few know of his sister Onya, an Olympic runner. Her name is still mentioned at the start of every race. 🏃‍♀

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HumanEarth · F

Yes, I know her. Me and her used to go to school together. She invented starting pistol and I told her wouldn't be funny if we started the race with your name Onya Marx.

It was really my idea

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

And their cousin Seth Gow

slorollin · 41-45, M

@mindstruggle How did you know?! 🤯

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

@slorollin
Their other cousin Skid told me.

slorollin · 41-45, M

@mindstruggle How is ole Skid doing these days?

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

Yes, she is honored in every foot race:

"Onya Marx... get set... GO!"

But Karl only approved of races where everyone crossed the finish line at the same time.
Universal dead heat.

Thrust · 56-60, M

@Thinkerbell but with him getting all the perks of winning without taking a step

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Thrust

Naturally. The Nomenklatura gets the limousines and the dachas.

pancakeslam · 46-50, M

that's funny because Anya is actually a Russian name

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

🤦🏻‍♂

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