You are at home and you hear a knock at the door.

I would take the presents out of the sack and stuff the body in there.

that would just be icky, cringe, and awkw4rd.

I mean, yuck. 😬

Nothing I can legally post online.

Talk with him about foreign relations, especially aliens. What does he think of the aliens, are they a net positive for the country, should they emigrate. If not will there be a wall?

I feel like I can charm him and get him to tell me high level secrets and maybe a job in the white house even tho I'm grossly unqualified.lol

I don't answer the door ever if I'm not expecting company

*Big Grin* "Santa!!! I LOVE you!!! Are those ALL for me?" 🤣🤣🤣

I would try to be polite.

I'd wish I had a gun