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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
This is real American culture. Try to take it, wokeists.
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@CountScrofula take it alllll, benchhh
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
I'll have to try that with someone sometime.
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GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@foldedunfolding 🌚🤍 Anytime, my friend. All for the love of Science. We must push the limits of the human body and machines, to thus usher in the singularity and solve the energy crisis by creating a perpetual motion machine interlaced within esoteric sexual ritual magic. Like the Large Hadron Collider, but with my sperm and your egg as cellular particles, it'll be great. We'll tear a hole in spacetime and escape this dimension into the stars! 🤩💫
SatanBurger · 36-40, FVIP
@GeistInTheMachine I like how your last comment was actually deep thoughts regarding a tractor and a dildo 😭😂
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@SatanBurger Hey! Sometimes my strokes are deep, sometimes my comments are deep... It's honestly a total coin toss from moment to moment, lmao 😂.
yugimotodm · 26-30, M
Damn it I love this country
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@yugimotodm cuntry* please, if you would sir
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And their kid is called Fordson?
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SatanBurger · 36-40, FVIP
Honestly I'm so confused. He's got a dildo on his tractor? As in like what... I'm confused and how does that not kill her? The tractor is thousands of pounds. I'm so confused 😕
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@SatanBurger Hmm. Good question. Only rigorous experimentation can solve this conundrum...
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
Lmao I wonder if they're on SW
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@Starcrossed hahaha naw..borders on sexy lol
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
Sounds very romantic.
Trump ain’t a threat anymore. Covid showed countries sovereignty and his attempt to impact outside his borders when he can’t even impact internal affairs is just pathetic. I hear he fixed y’all’s McIce cream tho good for yall 🙌