Some humour...

A man and his wife are dining at a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. Noticing this, his wife asks, ''Do you know her?''



''Yes,'' sighs the husband. ''She’s my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.''

''Goodness gracious!'' says the wife. ''Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?''