I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant. But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby.
Thought I won an argument with my wife about how to rearrange our furniture..... But when I got home, the tables were turned
Looked down and saw $80 on the sidewalk. Being the good Christian that I am, I thought, what would Jesus do? So I went to the liquor store and turned it into wine
When my wife told me that the Prime Minister of Canada got re-elected, I thought she was lying. It’s Trudeau.
To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero...Thanks for nothing.
