What can I hang instead of a stocking this year?

your significant other 🤪

Pedophiles and other such miscreants would be on the top of my list.

Flower pots with beautiful flowers along the gutter.

Could crochet these from plastic grocery bags if you have the inclination. A good way to show off your upcycling skills.I like to make them when I am bored and want to do something creative. Good for children to toss around in the house and make good stress balls too.

Hmmm. ... How about a list of contributions to good causes made during the Christmas season of giving. Or a list of your new year resolutions, along with a list of last year resolutions , in table format with a column to show percent of achievement with that list...

Mistletoe 😋

Maybe... take a bunch of bags or wrapping paper or some kind of nice piece of textile, put the things in the middle, and tie or stick together on each end = giant candies to hang around or hide heheh ^_^

Lovely hand made christmas cards !! Many of them, on a curved string full of sparkly green red and white paper

Buy some meats at a butcher shop and see if hangin them might be recommended. Then hang them and let the age!

Bardy?

Biden and Trump

Sew the bottom of the legs on a pair pf pants. Hang them on a mantle with a note that says: “Filler up Santa”

Velvet mad hatter hats and popcorn around the tree always looks kinda cool to me

A corset at the window might get some interesting reactions...

candy Canes ,for your guest, if you dot have a fire in your fire place,

We had pillow cases when I was a kid!

Underwear, and you can even put names on them and lumps of coal.

Leg warmers
The gifts would just trickle out

jock strap?

Well just make sure you can use it as a pinata too.

A pair of sweatpants with the legs tied together!

... I think mittens instead of socks would be cute ^_^

Hang a bunch of dolls from trees in your front yard

A supermarket bag for life

Just hang out... see what happens.

How 'bout a Picasso or Monet??

Walmart plastic bag

Your head.

50 pound flour bag.

Pantyhose ?

Your laundry?

Panty hose?

A nice red sack

In there.

Santas sack...

pantyhose

The DJ...

Thong?

Me

A bra

A pillowcase