What can I hang instead of a stocking this year?

@beermeplease They do hooks that strong?

@pennynoodles i was thinking about a noose 🤣

@beermeplease I need to make it look accidental

@pennynoodles give him the best sex of his life so he has a heart attack.

@beermeplease Is that tried and tested???

@beermeplease I can't go near him at the moment, I have Covid. Mind you, if I was going to kill him, it wouldn't really matter.

@HootyTheNightOwl absolutely...i saw that in a movie once

@pennynoodles well give it to him...people have died from it....oh my are we bad 🤭

@beermeplease Hang on........this post has suddenly gone from hanging my stocking to killing my husband......and I was going along with it!

@pennynoodles well i tried to help 🤣lol. ...well you could always "hang" with me the next time you see me in a post somewhere... cheers to you and hubby, i hope your covid fucks off and all the best to you this christmas 🤗

@beermeplease Thanks for the laughs. Merry Christmas to you too. 😄

@pennynoodles... Just to remind you all.. It was a conversation similar to this that started the closure oe EP...