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Dont cook for your man

Because he will cheat on you with the strength he got from your food 😠

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TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

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DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F

@orioninthenight It adds the much needed emphasis on the drama

orioninthenight · M

@DeluxedEdition someone hearted your post and were like, "YES I KNEW IT! 😠"

bhatjc · 46-50, M

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Good point.

LemonWorld · 36-40, F

Starve them and keep them chained up

Mistakesmakeus · M

Why pick me?: who knows? Am i boring? Sure. And my social skills? Non existent. But im loyal if you feed me and i will never leave you beacuse, well i need the food

VladG94 · 26-30, M

You some kind of feminist who whines based on negative experiences?

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@VladG94 Do you whine about feminists based on negative experiences?

VladG94 · 26-30, M

@DrWatson No, I really don't give a shit about feminism since only a narcissistic white knight feminist loser would suggest things like that with whatever labels they like to throw at people who disagree with feminism by being so gynocentric pussy-obsessers within the destructive dating game they're in filled with meaningless "type of man" labels they want to place onto men and so on

littlepuppywantanewlife · 31-35, M

But what about about the food from which they get strength to earn money and provide family?

DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F

@littlepuppywantanewlife you got a good point here

JestAJester · 31-35, M

Feed him chinese food. He'll wanna take a nap after supper every time

orioninthenight · M

@JestAJester but after he will feel strong again and be ready to cheat again

JestAJester · 31-35, M

@orioninthenight guess youll have to chain him to the bed post then

Justice4All · 36-40, M

Don't eat what your woman cooks. She may have discovered you cheated and poisoned your food.

orioninthenight · M

yessssss now I am STRONG again!!!

THANK YOU WENCH

now lemme go out and find MOAR

DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F

@orioninthenight hahahahqhahahahq

DrWatson · 70-79, M

On the other hand, I've always cooked for my wife.

Pitchblue

Wouldn't they just cheat with a good cook?

SW-User

The secret is out.

MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F

Oh hell naw

orioninthenight · M

@MyNameIsHurl I remember way back on EP you were so notorious

reubles · 41-45, M

Then make shitty food

BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M

Do... Do you need to talk?

Japrost · 41-45, M

Ill cook for myself

MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

You ok Jayme?

NaughtyPickle · M

Yea and he’ll find someone else too feed him

bhatjc · 46-50, M

Still at least he had some fun with you

NowOk · M

This is such a catch 22

lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

sneak an apple itag in his butt

DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F

@lumberjackslam BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lyndawifeandmom · 36-40, F

😏

NowOk · M

@Lyndawifeandmom trouble is if you don't , he gets his lover to. 😅

MethDozer · M

[b][u][center][big]WRONG!!![/big][/center][/u][/b]

Over feed him carb, fat, and cured meat heavy southern style cooking so he is too bogged down with meat sweats and a carb coma to get his pants off for the first pump.

DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F

@MethDozer brilliant 👏

BigGuy2 · 26-30, M

Sorry to hear, has it happened to you ☹️☹️☹️

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