It does, just from sitting on it.

Only when playing the bedspring symphony, in O major.

No, but the headboard makes a loud noise when it bangs against the wall.

Yes it does lol

nope, the creaking now is from my spine

No squeaks

Yes and so does my parents in the next room ugh

Yup

Nope

Aye And with the odd boiyngg sound

{@nedkelly]😆with mrs smiler in it ned what else she is good for testing beds lol

No haha😮

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