Cop: "Turn around."

Me: "Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never comin' round."
Cop: "TURN AROUND!"
Me: "Every now..." *Gets tased*

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HannahSky · F

Together we can take it to the end of the line..tased Again!

TurtleEclipseOfTheHeart · 22-25, F

thats so funny🤣

LordShadowfire · 100+, M

I now want to create an animation in Sims 4 where a cop yells at me, "All right, STOP!" and I respond with "Hammertime!" and start dancing before he tazes me. Unfortunately, I've misplaced the one USB drive I own that is compatible with my PS4.

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