You’re meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time and he answers the door

Hi daddy

🤔.............So that means she will know how to cook..........

Run away lol

Well Mr Ramsey sir.... I have had a JOYOUS time making your daughter cream pies! It's the best dish I can make sir!

Where is the lamb sauce?!

Dinner's going to be great though.

i say this to him

I have a new boyfriend now😍

I'm wearing my grim reaper outfit

I bet we'd get along :)

Not intending to be speaking of color differences but I met a very pretty black girl when I was in my twenties back in the 70's and I am white but never felt racist. We dated a few times and she wanted me to meet her Mom and Dad. When I arrived at the parents house I met the Mom who was very nice and pretty also, the Dad was a little late getting home and when he entered the door the Mom greeted him with a can of beer and he immediately headed to "his" chair. My date introduced me and he looked me up and down and the only thing out of him was a dissatisfied grunt. I learned there are Archie Bunkers of all colors / nationalities.

That would be awesome, except I'm about the same age as him, so might be a little awkward.

I have so many culinary questions

I talk his ear off about his travel show.

What's cooking, good looking:)

I hope I was invited for dinner

No cooking for me!!!!

A lot of the swearing and shouting is part of the show. Watch a video of him hosting a kids show and he’s so calm and kind.

I’d say Robert Irvine can be intimidating too

Since they'd be

• British
• Named Megan, Holly, or Matilda Ramsay, and
• be no more than 25 yrs of age

I think I could ferret out if he were her father or if my gf's family couldn't run a restaurant.

"Hey, Dude -- have any restaurants go bankrupt recently?"

Make her a sandwich

Beats this guy...


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Oh hell no

Eh

All I know is whatever I cook, it’ll probably taste like shit.

I hope he’d call me a donkey, at some point.

Yeah, what are you looking at ya pommy bastard 😁

If you were going there for dinner, expect a good meal.

🤣Gordy babe

I'm a shit sandwich sir, I don't deserve your daughter.

Oh shit, dinner is going to suck ass

Oh shit. I better go get my spatula