My brothers mail order bride is arriving in the next few days. Hope they put air holes in the crate. 😏

@sspec He did order a mail order bride, her names Christine and seems nice. The joke was 'Hope they put holes in the crate.'

@Thevy29 🤔 i spoilt the fun 😔.

@sspec That's the trouble with written jokes.

@Viper Yes, She's from the Philippines.

@Thevy29 was this over some marriage website? Or did they just meet on the internet?

Teasingly ask him, if he need to body cavity search her, to make sure she didn't bring in anything illegal, or if he has to wait until after marriage for that 🤪

@Viper My cousin Darren was in the market for one and got my brother involved. I'm not sure of the exact details as to how he worked it out. Only that Darren and my bro went over to meet the women 3 months ago and Darren decided the woman didn't meet to his approval and came back on his own. I told my bro it was 'cause he checked the plumbing and found a d🍆k.' And you know for a pacifist I get punched in the face a lot.

@ProfessorPlum77 The Philippines

@Thevy29 I see.