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CHURCH OF THE FUTURE......

PREACHER: "Praise the Lord!"


CONGREGATION: "Hallelujah!"


PREACHER: "Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to1Cor
13:13.

Now, please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon."


(T-i-m-e is allowed for this to be accomplished).


PREACHER: "Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands.

Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God"


S-i-l-e-n-c-e (except for gadgets running)


PREACHER: "As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready.

You can log on to the church wi-if using the password 'Lord909887.

The ushers will also circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:

Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.

Those who prefer to use iPads can open them now.

Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cellphones to transfer your contributions to the church account."


The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep, flicker and leap into action for the contribution.


Closing Announcements:

This week's ministry cell meetings, for various age groups, will be held on the Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don't miss out.

Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out.

You can follow your Preacher on Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers.
Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M
Church of the slightly not to distant future sounds pretty much like it does to me now. "Do you want your eggs scrambled or would you prefer an omelette?".
RedBaron · M
That’s more like the present. My synagogue broadcasts services on Zoom and Rabbi Carter uses a tablet.
hunkalove · 61-69, M
The church near here has a sign out front since the lockdown where to follow them online.
calicuz · 56-60, M
Definitely the "Church of Big Brother"

It's on the way!!!
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2ndtimeguy · 61-69, M

 
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