Give me your funniest pick up lines

Oh baby you remind me of my pinky toe because I intend to Bang you in every room of the house

Your mom must be a bee to produce all this honey.

It makes more sense in Arabic. We use the word honey to point a person out. Kinda equivalent to babe in English .

CestManan · 46-50, F

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Quoththeraven

Hey gurrrl Did you just fart?

Because you really blow me away

royalblue1193 · 31-35, M

Beat me like i stole something 😉

KneAuxBody

"I get I can Give You THREE Orgasms
before You can Give Me ONE. "

And usually only ONE Really Good Orgasm is enough
and they'll happily reciprocate in turn.

SW-User

Honestly none of them are funny, pick up lines are all awful

CestManan · 46-50, F

@SW-User What if someone asked you how you like your eggs in the morning?

SW-User

@CestManan if I was younger, not fertilised, when I wad older, fertilsed😅

CestManan · 46-50, F

@SW-User If they asked ME that I would be like, "Okay, a three egg omelet with cheese and mushroom, a side of bacon, and honey wheat toast with butter and strawberry jam. And chocolate milk, please"

I mean is that asking too much?

empanadas · 31-35, M

Ay girl, wanna be my 66th baby mama? The warts are worth it

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