When they let you leave instructions for the Delivery driver and you decide to mess with them a little.

Leave it at the door.
Leave at my door: Please be swift with this mission. My wife is hangry, I fear that my life may actually lie in your hands. She's a hitter and I made the horrible mistake of not reading her mind that she was hungry 30 minutes ago. I fear I may not have much time left. Please hurry, I don't know how much longer I can hold her off. God speed, I'm counting on you.