Some guy named Mike

Funniest was many moons ago (still in high school) when a few buddies and I got ahold of some moonshine and we decided to grease up a small pig and let it loose in the school hallways.

Well, it was funny to us... seems school administration had no sense of humor. We all got short vacations and really pi$$ed off parents. Years later Dad did admit it was funny as he!!.

Took out my soft contact lens and destroyed them> they were $350 a pair back then in the mid-70’s. I cried the next morning.

I don't drink much but I did take marijuana in various forms at college. I once stayed out for two nights on a 'peace commune' until even the old hippies got bored of me talking nonsense and sent me back 🙄 Eventually arrived home wearing another girl's knickers 😌

Road signs are fun! 😁

Never really came home with anything just woke up in the wrong place a few times

Have you met my wife?

Just kidding, I'm not married.

Me nothing, but my brother brought a cat home once when drunk after it followed him home he was only 17 and the time. My brother put it in my room because he didn’t want the cat in his room. The next morning me, my brother and my mum tried to sneak the cat out before my dad found out.

A girl named ‘Tiger’

Ayup.

Two hookers

Probably a dolphin that was an advertising board for a fish and chip shop.. I miss those nights.

A cat

A scooter ( I didn’t steal it, but I don’t know how or why I got home on it, leaving my car behind.) Belonged to a new friend I made at the party I’d gone to.

I guess I've never been that drunk haha. How do you get the signs? Don't you need to dig or something? Nobody saw or said anything.

a shopping cart. from walmart... about 2 miles away. loaded with another guy's wife and mardi gras beads.

We once ,on a rugby trip,took some traffic cones to our hotel room....

A sign thar said Overt. I woke up snd it was in my bedroom

I don't remember her name after all these years.

A gap in my memory.

I could not recall how I got home.

Bad Girl!
Take them Back!
[Stealthily in the dark of night]

Aids

A lip piercing ☠️☠️