Craziest thing you’ve come home with when drunk?

I know someone who stole a door whilst drunk 😲😲😲😲😂😂😂😂
Best I’ve got is a collection of road signs 🚏🚏🚏🚏

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Took out my soft contact lens and destroyed them> they were $350 a pair back then in the mid-70’s. I cried the next morning.