Tell me a funny story about the picture

Once upon a time, Xander The Lush was told he needed to change his evil ways and dry out. So he chose a laundry roller press. It didn’t work. But it did leave him as flat and stupid as this joke. 😆

Once upon a time someone's cat got pulled into a timing belt

No, I wasn't talking about your boobs, you're flat.

*Record scratch* *Freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation. It all started when I agreed to time travel with @JohnOinger to 1999 Hollywood and cast Mena Savari in a romantic comedy about pickles