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@JustGoneNow oh thats great it worked out for you! i just liked all the parties but didn't like classes lol
@SW-User I’m not much into parties. Ha ha. Weird for musician, I know. I just like to work and make music. I don’t drink or do any drugs, so the parties are just another time killer for me. I’d rather just play and write.
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@JustGoneNow you are the artistic type for sure :)
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.😁
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool.
Why did the blonde secretary call a glazier?
Windows was broken.
Yes I have heard a lot of blonde jokes and yes I'm a natural blonde.
Artificial intelligence.😁
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool.
Why did the blonde secretary call a glazier?
Windows was broken.
Yes I have heard a lot of blonde jokes and yes I'm a natural blonde.
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@tallpowerhouseblonde lol, those were great
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
UnderLockDown · M
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@UnderLockDown idk, i think the last one was the only one that made me giggle a little...
UnderLockDown · M
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@UnderLockDown ikr?!
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@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout ikr?!
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
@SW-User they see us rollin, they be hatin 🕺
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@JustGoneNow 😤 lol
@SW-User you know I don’t believe that. My fiancée is a brunette and I adore 🥰 her. I’m just being silly.
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@JustGoneNow i know, just having fun :)
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JohnOinger · 41-45, M
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@JohnOinger wait... i thought you were my SW Groupie
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@SW-User sorry, though. he wasn’t very nice.
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@JustGoneNow ikr?! i had a feeling about that one. fortunately he blocked me so i dont have to deal with that again.
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@SW-User So what do you think of Richard Maddenn & Would You Do Him
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@SW-User lol So what do you think of Justin Timberlake & Would You Do Him
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@SW-User I say it's A yes
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@SW-User in what year Will we meet inperson
A brunette and a redhead were at a bar checking out dudes. The redhead notices a handsome guy walking in but sees that they’ve got dandruff. She says, “He’s cute, but he needs some head and shoulders.” The brunette asks, “How do you give shoulders?”
UnderLockDown · M
@SW-User Would you mind explaining that particular act?🤭
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@UnderLockDown its a cold shoulder ;)
UnderLockDown · M
Basically. You can have it if you want, though.
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@JustGoneNow lol, we'll let you keep it ;)
Subsumedpat · 36-40, M
How do you keep a brunette in the shower all day?
You give them a shampoo that says "rinse, wash, and repeat."
You give them a shampoo that says "rinse, wash, and repeat."
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@Subsumedpat that sounds like a blonde joke though....
Subsumedpat · 36-40, M
@SW-User But can't they all be switched
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@Subsumedpat no, they only work for blondes.
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
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patrickp1968 · 56-60, M
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@patrickp1968 lol, shots fired!
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@SW-User IMO i think that its more playful than being picked on, but i understand your point.
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@SW-User we can chat out here, no need to go private :)
gdon39 · 46-50, M
Because Brunettes are hot and smart.
How does a brunette get lucky?
Dies her hair blonde
Dies her hair blonde
@SW-User They’re all stupid anyways. My fiancée is a brunette and she is far prettier than me. And I was ecstatic when she first said yes to date with me. I’m kind of enough blonde for the whole relationship. lol
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@JustGoneNow awe that is too cute!
@SW-User She’s my angel. Our first date.
https://similarworlds.com/thoughts/personal-feelings/3228550-My-first-date-in-a-long-time-It-was-so-dreamy-She
https://similarworlds.com/thoughts/personal-feelings/3228550-My-first-date-in-a-long-time-It-was-so-dreamy-She
MrGomco · 36-40, M
Maybe because brunettes are boring, I don't know.
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@MrGomco 🤔
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
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@FeetAreFantastic lolz
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@Max13 my natural color is brunette, so what race am i?
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FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
@FeetAreFantastic boooo. hissss…