Why are there no good brunette jokes? i guess blondes have the monopoly on being made fun of.

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Why are there no good brunette jokes?

i guess blondes have the monopoly on being made fun of.

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RememberMe1 · M

“Why do they make make “blonde jokes,” so short?

Answer- “So that brunettes can remember them.”

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SW-User

@DarkHeaven oh thats great it worked out for you! i just liked all the parties but didn't like classes lol

DarkHeaven ·

@SW-User I’m not much into parties. Ha ha. Weird for musician, I know. I just like to work and make music. I don’t drink or do any drugs, so the parties are just another time killer for me. I’d rather just play and write.

SW-User

@DarkHeaven you are the artistic type for sure :)

Harriet03 · 41-45, F Best Comment

Because you can't joke about perfection! 💅

tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F

What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.😁
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool.
Why did the blonde secretary call a glazier?
Windows was broken.
Yes I have heard a lot of blonde jokes and yes I'm a natural blonde.

SW-User

@tallpowerhouseblonde lol, those were great

tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F

@SW-User Thanks.I remember them because I'm intelligent.
I can drive my car and blow bubblegum bubbles at the same time.

UnderLockDown · M

Q: What do you call a really good looking man who is with a brunette?
A: A hostage

Q: Why don't you ever hear brunette jokes?
A: Because blondes would have to come up with them.

Q: Why are brunette jokes one-liners?
A: So that blondes are able to remember them.

SW-User

@UnderLockDown idk, i think the last one was the only one that made me giggle a little...

UnderLockDown · M

@SW-User 😊🤷‍♂️ I tried. The internet really is swamped with blonde jokes.

SW-User

@UnderLockDown ikr?!

SomeMichGuy · M

Brunettes are the ones WRITING them! lol

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A brunette and a redhead were at a bar checking out dudes. The redhead notices a handsome guy walking in but sees that they’ve got dandruff. She says, “He’s cute, but he needs some head and shoulders.” The brunette asks, “How do you give shoulders?”

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UnderLockDown · M

@SW-User Would you mind explaining that particular act?🤭

SW-User

@UnderLockDown its a cold shoulder ;)

UnderLockDown · M

@SW-User 🤔 Oh, that makes sense.

patrickp1968 · 51-55, M

How does a brunette signal she's ready for a hookup?

She asks "Are all the blondes gone?"

SW-User

@patrickp1968 lol, shots fired!

SW-User

There aren't any stereotypes for people with brown hair really.

SW-User

@SW-User i was looking some up just to see, and they were all lame. lol

ExperienceDLT · M

How do you drown a blonde girl?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

TexChik · F

Yay! 😉

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DarkHeaven ·

@TexChik 🥺👉👈

TexChik · F

@DarkHeaven I don’t pick on anyone that isn’t special to me 😉

DarkHeaven ·

@TexChik 🖤🤗

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

Because we’re perfect 😇

SW-User

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout ikr?!

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

@SW-User they see us rollin, they be hatin 🕺

SW-User

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout 💃

Remmy · F

We do :)

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SW-User

@DarkHeaven 😤 lol

DarkHeaven ·

@SW-User you know I don’t believe that. My fiancée is a brunette and I adore 🥰 her. I’m just being silly.

SW-User

@DarkHeaven i know, just having fun :)

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DarkHeaven ·

@SW-User sorry, though. he wasn’t very nice.

SW-User

@DarkHeaven ikr?! i had a feeling about that one. fortunately he blocked me so i dont have to deal with that again.

DarkHeaven ·

@SW-User agreed.

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

Hello my SW Groupie

SW-User

@JohnOinger wait... i thought you were my SW Groupie

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SW-User

@SW-User IMO i think that its more playful than being picked on, but i understand your point.

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SW-User

@SW-User we can chat out here, no need to go private :)

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SW-User

@Max13 my natural color is brunette, so what race am i?

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Subsumedpat · 36-40, M

How do you keep a brunette in the shower all day?
You give them a shampoo that says "rinse, wash, and repeat."

SW-User

@Subsumedpat that sounds like a blonde joke though....

Subsumedpat · 36-40, M

@SW-User But can't they all be switched

SW-User

@Subsumedpat no, they only work for blondes.

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@SW-User So what do you think of Richard Maddenn & Would You Do Him

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JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@SW-User lol So what do you think of Justin Timberlake & Would You Do Him

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@SW-User I say it's A yes

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@SW-User in what year Will we meet inperson

DarkHeaven ·

How does a brunette get lucky?

Dies her hair blonde

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DarkHeaven ·

@SW-User They’re all stupid anyways. My fiancée is a brunette and she is far prettier than me. And I was ecstatic when she first said yes to date with me. I’m kind of enough blonde for the whole relationship. lol

SW-User

@DarkHeaven awe that is too cute!

DarkHeaven ·

@SW-User She’s my angel. Our first date.

https://similarworlds.com/thoughts/personal-feelings/3228550-My-first-date-in-a-long-time-It-was-so-dreamy-She