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SUPERVlXEN · F
You have to take care of your b¡tch 🙂‍↔

nobodyishome · 31-35, F
Very lucky :)
Cremosa · F
*looks at the time* I mean, today ?
nobodyishome · 31-35, F
Ask Indian movie stars and 7th heaven where they bullied me when I was tired of helping them :)
nobodyishome · 31-35, F
Like I will reach there safely when I forget to pray
nobodyishome · 31-35, F
My plane was going to crash when I was coming back from Mumbai to Hyderabad. Then I prayed, and then we all landed very safely. Cross check. Ask Indigo.
The dog ate my motivation.
I'm calling in sick, I'm sick of working.
Convivial · 26-30, F
I find a good standby is the old leprosy is flaring up again... Always seems to work fur whatever reason
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
Your parrot got hit by a car in the crosswalk on it's way to the gym. It happens
Cremosa · F
@ChiefJustWalks I’ll just say my grandma died
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
@Cremosa I avoid ones like that because I worry that I'll jinx it & make it true 😅 (if you're using a real one then my condolences)

I once used the excuse that I needed to take my daughter to the hospital because my gf was over worrying about her temperature. Except I was single at the time & had no daughter yet 🤣
Intissima · F
You are poorly 🤒 you have a rash or something that is contagious like scabies
BohoBabe · M
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