SUPERVlXEN · F
You have to take care of your b¡tch 🙂↔
nobodyishome · 31-35, F
Very lucky :)
Cremosa · F
*looks at the time* I mean, today ?
nobodyishome · 31-35, F
Ask Indian movie stars and 7th heaven where they bullied me when I was tired of helping them :)
nobodyishome · 31-35, F
Like I will reach there safely when I forget to pray
nobodyishome · 31-35, F
My plane was going to crash when I was coming back from Mumbai to Hyderabad. Then I prayed, and then we all landed very safely. Cross check. Ask Indigo.
The dog ate my motivation.
I'm calling in sick, I'm sick of working.
I'm calling in sick, I'm sick of working.
Convivial · 26-30, F
I find a good standby is the old leprosy is flaring up again... Always seems to work fur whatever reason
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
Your parrot got hit by a car in the crosswalk on it's way to the gym. It happens
Cremosa · F
@ChiefJustWalks I’ll just say my grandma died
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
@Cremosa I avoid ones like that because I worry that I'll jinx it & make it true 😅 (if you're using a real one then my condolences)
I once used the excuse that I needed to take my daughter to the hospital because my gf was over worrying about her temperature. Except I was single at the time & had no daughter yet 🤣
I once used the excuse that I needed to take my daughter to the hospital because my gf was over worrying about her temperature. Except I was single at the time & had no daughter yet 🤣
Intissima · F
You are poorly 🤒 you have a rash or something that is contagious like scabies
BohoBabe · M
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