Want to help me come up with excuses as to why I’m calling off tomorrow?
I have one but I’d still like to know what the audience comes up with.
The dog ate my motivation.
I'm calling in sick, I'm sick of working.
I'm calling in sick, I'm sick of working.
Convivial · 26-30, F
I find a good standby is the old leprosy is flaring up again... Always seems to work fur whatever reason
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
Your parrot got hit by a car in the crosswalk on it's way to the gym. It happens
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
@Cremosa I avoid ones like that because I worry that I'll jinx it & make it true 😅 (if you're using a real one then my condolences)
I once used the excuse that I needed to take my daughter to the hospital because my gf was over worrying about her temperature. Except I was single at the time & had no daughter yet 🤣
I once used the excuse that I needed to take my daughter to the hospital because my gf was over worrying about her temperature. Except I was single at the time & had no daughter yet 🤣
Intissima · F
You are poorly 🤒 you have a rash or something that is contagious like scabies