Not being funny and trying not to jump to conclusions..

Honeymoon is over?

I know the answer and you know the answer. 😂

Cause he's bored

must miss seeing stuff.....
probabaly isnt getting any at the minute :/

well, that's clearly not me 🤷‍♂

in case you're wondering, I had a rather even flow to my work day...almost all predictions came to fruition. Nobody cried today, always a bonus. I had a mild lunch...now I am a bit famished...I'm heating up veggie soup and a side of roasted chicken.

He wants a side piece?

Update: they are now in my inbox every single day.

cookie recipes?..