Its undocumented and I will refute it until sufficient evidence is found, but apparently I broke my hug-a-stranger recorded on Saturdays binge.

Ella said the old man in the mobility scooter was particularly happy about it. Like maybe his family had disowned him, and drunk me stepped out of a bar, asked her for directions and hugged my way into his life.

Also I found raffle tickets in my pocket…where the hell on a Saturday night out would I find and buy raffle tickets?