Its undocumented and I will refute it until sufficient evidence is found, but apparently I broke my hug-a-stranger recorded on Saturdays binge.

Ella said the old man in the mobility scooter was particularly happy about it. Like maybe his family had disowned him, and drunk me stepped out of a bar, asked her for directions and hugged my way into his life.

Also I found raffle tickets in my pocket…where the hell on a Saturday night out would I find and buy raffle tickets?

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BadAssTunaBotHoe

You must be reaching legend status in your town. There is probably already a cocktail named after you 👏

I wish you good luck with the raffle, I'm very sure that you will be happy with the brand new set of pots and pans and "Men with Scrotal Defects" is a darn worthy charity to support 👏

Morvoren · F

@BadAssTunaBotHoe No we had gone to Bristol for this one. Usual train hotel and then out, plan.

It was one of those little coloured tickets with a three digit number you can but books of that you might get at a tombola.

BadAssTunaBotHoe

@Morvoren Oh, if it was Bristol then the raffle was probably for a pack of crayons 🖍

MrAverage1965 · 61-69, M

@Morvoren Bristol is a great place for a night out.

BritishFailedAesthetic · M

I'm sure he's telling his mates he's still got it with the ladies 🤭

ineedadrink · 51-55, M

Wow, what an evening you had. And hooray for making the old timer's year a so much happier one. You know he's going to haunt that spot now, hoping you'll come back. 😅