Most people just have sex and then go about their day, with a spring in their step.

If you have sex, I don’t need to see or hear about it. You’re not impressing anyone.

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Thevy29 · 41-45, M Best Comment

It’s been so long, I have to jogging in flip flops just to remember what it sounded like.

AdmiralPrune · M

@Thevy29 Bravo sir. Absolute poetry.

Ozymandias

You are saying that now. But you havent heard or seen me having sex yet ... 😏

AdmiralPrune · M

@Ozymandias I have a list of people from the officers mess in Waddington who will vouch otherwise if you need references.

Since then it’s been in my own home and as quietly as possible so as not to traumatise the kids.

BritishFailedAesthetic · M

I think for tons of men on this site it is a big deal- first time and all 🤭

Sutten · 41-45, F

In addition, I'm all about body positivity, but I don't need a live broadcast of everything your body is ejecting. Every bodily function doesn't need an announcement.

Magenta · F

They are doing the opposite of impressing me. In fact, announcing it makes me think it didn't happen.

AdmiralPrune · M

@Magenta Certainly when it’s backed up by pictures obviously swiped from a porn website.

OriginalDumbMan · 36-40

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val70 · 56-60

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