How many calories can I burn hanging on by a thread? 🤔

That’s what my coworkers looks like

Nonetheless, the human sacrifices shall continue

I know how you can burn even more calories 😏😏


*cuts thread

Which thread are you on in that picture?

She`d kill me.

But it's your thread, tene. Dagnabit, all to Heck!

Depends... Is there a flame or fire underneath you?

Screw it... I'll perform a human sacrifice and hope our overlords have the answer. I'll get back to you.