🍬 Have you tried eating too much candy about it? 🍭

*slaps my belleh*
You didn't think this body happened by accident, did ya?

If it weren't for the human sacrifices I'd probably be twice the size and have diabeetus

Diabetic self-sacrifice 🤷‍♂

Eating candy is against my religion.

again with the blood leaving the brain..

This is why we don’t put superglue in the same aisle as the candy.