Ever ruin a perfectly good morning by thinking about your future? 😞

My future's not what it used to be.

Why bother?

Matthew 6:34: "Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own."

Soy un perdedor. I’m a loser, baby. So why don’t you human sacrifice me 🤷‍♂

The future? You mean dinnertime?

Let it pass like it was a band of injured monkeys crossing the road before you can get on with the day.

WTF did you expect? 🤣😎