Can you explain this gap in your resume? 🤔

I was busy human sacrificing

I was exploring hobbies in human taxidermy

I said I was writing a novel. The woman interviewing me was impressed. I got the job even after being unemployed for 2 years and having nothing to show for it.

I was at home working on my thigh gap 😌

Do I have to?

That's classified...

Don't ask don't tell

You don't wanna know

Yeah, Government kept me hidden underground and they won't let me talk about it. If I do....You Die